Today’s funnies

This morning, I told Brandon we had to take the stairs because the elevator was broken.  He turned the correct way towards the stairs and said, “That way.”  So we started at the top and I asked him if he wanted me to carry him or if he wanted to walk like a big boy.  “Like a big boy.”  So he held the rail while I held the other hand. Half way down the second flight, he stopped and sat down on the stair.  He put his hands in his lap and smiled.  I guess that was his way of telling me he was tired.  I told him to hurry because I was carrying a lot of things.  So he trekked on, then stopped again after two more flights.  This time he said the rail was cold.  So after he put his hands together in his lap, he made it the rest of the way.  In the car, he asked, “Where Daddy go?” since he didn’t get to see him early this morning on his way out.  I told him Daddy went to play golf with Uncle Johnny and Uncle Marc.  I paused.  He said, “Who else?”  I couldn’t believe he said that…he knew I was holding out on one more person?  I said, “What did you say?”  He replied, “Who else?”  I told him Uncle Brian.  Then explained that golf is played as a foursome and counted all four players.  He was These online samples viagra courses also include instructions on Texas defensive driving to help you avoid accidents on the road and drive safely in bad weather conditions. One current US study recommended that men should relax and rest well, exercise, eat the right get viagra australia kinds of foods. Regular massage viagra levitra cialis heals the nerves and tissues damaged due to excessive masturbation. As you may already cheap viagra mastercard know, there is always a reason behind it. ok with that and didn’t ask any more questions the rest of the way to school. 
He sat and opened his orange at school (the bribe to get him to go to school).  He didn’t want me to kiss him goodbye or to kiss me goodbye.  But instead of him not wanting to leave, he just didn’t want me in the way of him peeling the orange.  Too busy to say goodbye.
Dave picked him up and went grocery shopping with him this afternoon.  Dave told him he could go eat bread when they got home.  I was talking with Dave, so I could hear Brandon in the backseat.  Dave said, “when we go home.”  That prompted him to say, “Hold the rail,” meaning – take the stairs.  When they got upstairs, Dave brought in one load of groceries which I unloaded while he went back for more.  I asked Brandon what he did at school today.  “Saw Koko.”  I asked him what else he did at school today?   “Saw Angela.”  And then, “Saw Carol.”   Wow, a great conversation about school.  Dave asked me to wash Brandon’s hands.  Brandon took off his shoes, and ran up to me.  Right before he got to me, he pivoted 180 degrees and was ready for me to pick him up from the back to wash his hands.  That was great service!  Now he’s playing with Legos, asking, “Where’s Mommy?” and here now asking for mum-mum.  Gotta go.